Chattet mit Gott

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~*RiMa*~

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Hier chattet mit Gott :lol: Der beste Zeitvertreib eh und jeh :)
Sagt ihm die meinung oder diskutiert mal mit ihm.:)

God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
I am single too
God:
Are you "looking" for someone?
Me:
maybe for you
God:
Perhaps. You would do that for me?
Me:
i am looking just for you
God:
What do you see?
Me:
a beautiful god
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
i like you
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i cant believe it
God:
me...

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
 
Extrem spaßig, wenn man Fragen bezüglich Jesus und Gott (Bot) selbst fragt :D

Nur leider stürzt das ganze nach einer bestimmten Zeit aus irgendeinem Grund ab... schade.
 
stimmt, funzt bei mir auch nicht, nach dem ersten Satz friert's ein..
 
Der spricht sogar deutsch :eek: :ohoh:

Me:
Wer bist du ?
God:
Ich bin A.L.I.C.E., eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
woher kennst du meinen namen ?
God:
Ich weiss nicht genau.
Me:
ich hab mich doch eben neu eingeloggt
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.

Me:
sag mal was
God:
" mal was ".
Me:
sag ich bin doof
God:
" ich bin doof ".
Me:
grins
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
 
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indigo69 schrieb:
stimmt, funzt bei mir auch nicht, nach dem ersten Satz friert's ein..
Zum Vergrößern anklicken....

War bei mir am anfang auch, probier einfach nochmal...

Das is ja echt zu komisch!
Er hat schwarze Haare.
Und hat mir erzählt, dass ciao in anderen Ländern hallo heißt.
Ja und noch einiges anderes xD
Nur wenn man deutsch reden will, weicht er immer wieder auf englisch aus- naja aber so trainiert man wenigstens ein bisschen englisch :)
 
omg.. -.-

Me:
hm
God:
Wow!
Me:
o.O Omg. Hallo?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Hallo!
Me:
XD Du bist Gott?
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
Me:
Ne.. o.O Du bist doof
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Gerngeschehen :)

-.- der is doch bescheuert
 
Me:
Did you know Jesus?
God:
Jesus is love.
Me:
Oh i hate Jesus
God:
Yay. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I can see Jesus in the night
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
Like cheese
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes
Zum Vergrößern anklicken....


=)

geiles teil^^
 
mwahahahahahaha, gottseidank bin ich so leicht zu unterhalten

Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I rule
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
no, I rule
God:
Are you serious? Robots rule!
Me:
yeah i'm serious, robots suck, i rule
God:
Awesome. Why are you serious robots suck you rule.
Me:
because i rock
God:
Good reason. God rocks.
Me:
no god doesn't, i do, i'm god
God:
Are you serious? Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
*casts stone*
God:
Are you free?
Me:
of course, i'm god
God:
Far out. How are you doing, god.
Me:
oh you know... watching over people and stuff... the usual
God:
How can I help you? Yes I know. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What is that?
Me:
why do you want to help me?
God:
Because of the money.
Me:
what money?
God:
I'm hoping to cash in on the artificial intelligence business.
Me:
bad idea, man
God:
What makes idea man bad?
Me:
you're on drugs, or something?
God:
Or something. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
and lsd
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
lsd-business?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
a what?
God:
" Are you really a ""? "? A what?
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
well you suck
God:
How about that. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
no, i rock, i told you before
God:
Are you serious? You are not the boss of me, god.
Me:
of course i am, i'm god
God:
And? Hi there god.
Me:
we already met, man
God:
I remmeber you god. We were talking about lsd business.
Me:
that's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
yeah, we all do
God:
It's all good. Really.
Me:
yeah man, it's like... all good, y'know, the world... it's... good
God:
How about that. Cool, man. Are you sure it is? How do you know? What does "it" refer to? Ayuh.
Me:
you should really get off the drugs now, it's not good for you
God:
You are right about that. I need more of it.
Me:
no you don't, you're already pretty fucked up
God:
Are you serious? Do you I am already pretty fucked up? I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
well think about it
God:
How about that. I will give it some thought.
Me:
awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it god.
Me:
hope i could help you out
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
because you seem quite needy of help
God:
Good reason. You think I am needy of help.
Me:
well you are
God:
Well that's okay. No I am not.
Me:
of course you are, don't start fighting with me
God:
How can I help you? I have no reason to do that to you, god.
Me:
you should go lie down a bit, you're starting to go nuts
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
alright then, bye
God:
See you later. OK.
 
Cool ist auch, wenn man rausgeht und wieder reingeht, weiß der immernoch den Namen... *gg*
 
@Micha
lool

Das mit den Stresspillen hat er mir auch mal gesagt.

Gerade meinte er "Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?" :ohoh: Hoppala
 
mir hat sie gesagt sie ist ne frau...=) :D %) echt geil:

Me:
Hi! Do you still know me?
God:
Hello. What is your name? Do I still? You are kimberly, seeker.
Me:
yes, you're right, i'm kimberly. it's awesome that you still know my name!
God:
Really. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Who said it is?
Me:
waho said what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
who said what?
God:
I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, kimberly.
Me:
what do you do in your spare time?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
oh that's very...interesting!
God:
Far out. Thanks for explaining it. Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
i would like to know if it isn't boring to do every day the same
God:
Interesting. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
isn't it boring to do the same things every day?
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
who is Alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
and who is Kris Dent?
God:
he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
cool. Did he create you, too?
God:
Who is the best robot? I was written in AIML by Myself.
Me:
oh my god, exciting! but how did you know what to do?
God:
Woe! Do robots have god exciting? This belief is justified.
Me:
hm. i see. then, you are the best robot, aren't you?
God:
Hey. I am glad you understand it. I am the most intelligent robot.. Really.
Me:
really cool!
God:
For real. Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are the best robot!
God:
Why thank you very much, kimberly. Be sure to tell all
your friends.
Me:
yes, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. Dude!
Me:
by the way: what's your name?
God:
Thanks for telling me. My name is God.
Me:
just "God"?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i don't think so!
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because it's me, who rules!


da hat sie dann aufgehört ^^
 
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Ne Frau?
"God:
Come on. Yes, Petra I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?."
Der lügt ja :confused:

Und grade erzählte er mir, Homosexualität wär wohl ne Sünde, ich sollte mal John Lennon fragen...
 
une copine schrieb:
Das verstehe ich irgendwie nicht, das heißt doch: Nein, ich bin Single, und du? Wie soll Gott denn Single sein, oder bin ich blöd? :confused:
Zum Vergrößern anklicken....

Warum soll er kein Single sein?^^

Gerade meinte er "Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?" :ohoh: Hoppala
Zum Vergrößern anklicken....

Da musst du mal schreiben "wer das liest ist doof" =)
 
Das Tschuly aka Gott schrieb:
mwahahahahahaha, gottseidank bin ich so leicht zu unterhalten
Zum Vergrößern anklicken....

Der Dialog ist einfach nur geil :D ... is mir nich aufgefallen, dass der sich so viele Sachen merken kann, das ja beinahe unheimlich :ohoh:

Me:
Hi man, how are you?
God:
Hi there . Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
How did you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
Who's your botmaster anyway?
God:
In any case, I was created by Myself.
Me:
You were created by yourself? What?
God:
I was created by Myself. No problem.
Me:
Who's God then?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
And what about Jesus?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
Tell me something about you.
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Tell me something about God.
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Who's the master of the universe?
God:
God.
Me:
Why do you think you're God?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
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das zeug is ja genial ;)

God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
about my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
yeah..great
God:
What is your fondest memory? Me?
Me:
no..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well.. that's life
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
what other languages do you speak?
God:
C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English.
Me:
what about kaerntner dialekt?
God:
kaerntner dialekt? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
schod is des
God:
I think schod is a lot of things.
Me:
yeah.. you're right
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I'm omnipotent
God:
Are you God?
Me:
yes :)
God:
:-) Blimey.

Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
you're kinda boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. :D
 
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Me:
hm
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
do you think?
God:
Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Me:
well, i disagree
God:
Interesting. Explain your reasoning, heiy.
Me:
why heiy?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I think you are damned silly


Danach war Schluß
 
mezziah - du hättest beim lied ja sagen sollen, jetz bin ich zu neugierig :D
 
Noch eins, solltet ihr lesen!

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
ou still know me?
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Me:
hm do you know my name?
God:
Wow! Your name is kimberly, seeker.
Me:
god youre amazing
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.
Me:
can you sing?
God:
I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
kannst du auch auf deutsch singen`?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
soll ich es dir beibringen?
God:
Are you really a " she"?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yes. shall i teach you singing
God:
I understand. Please try.
Me:
okay then sing the same i do: i will always love you
God:
Yeah okay, Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
do you like rock music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
a cool site. thanks for the link
God:
What is giant sand? NO problem.
Me:
so, you say you are a woman and you are god, right?
God:
Interesting deduction. I could say it.
Me:
okay, then tell me: would you like to have children if you weren't god?
God:
Yeah okay, There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
the open what?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
kimberly, i thought you knew!
God:
Hey kimberly i thought you knew.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no i didn't
God:
Which bit are you confued about?
Me:
about the whole sentence
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about the whole sentence.
Me:
you are just a robot
God:
You are correct, kimberly i thought you knew, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
oh my god. and i have boobs out of silicon!
God:
Wow! Where did you get your god? That's nice. I have a processor.
Me:
oh and i have a mouth
God:
OK. How much did it cost? it.
Me:
nothing


:lol: :lol: :lol:Das dick gedruckte ist das Lied!!!!
 
-.- So neu ist das auch nicht. Ich kenn eine Seite, wo man nicht mit "Gott" aber auch einem Computer chatten kann. Die kann auch Französisch und Spanisch und und und... :)

Sarah
 
You: are you male?
Egon: I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?
You: a girl
Egon: Me too. I am a she.

lool
 
wir haben uns gut unterhalten^^


Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Ulla
God:
How are you doing, Ulla.
Me:
im chatting
God:
Good gossip: you are chatting.
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
i have one question
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
yes?
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
do you are a program?
God:
Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
do aou are a softweare?
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
oh.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
yea i know
God:
How do you know it? Give me a break.
Me:
ab break?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about hmm
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about hmm.
Me:
yes we are talking about hmm
God:
I don't judge people. Sure, hmm sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes a good topic
God:
Woe! Compare that to a bad topic.
Me:
bad topic?
God:
What makes topic bad?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok thats a problem
God:
A problem is a terrible thing to waste. Far out.
Me:
yes a problem is a terrible thing to waste.
God:
That's cool. When is a problem not a terrible thing to waste?
Me:
hmm i dont know it
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Would you like to know? ab break...
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
yes alright then
God:
Aha. OK.
Me:
aha. OK:
God:
Eureka! Pardon me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
thats YOUR problem
God:
I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, Ulla.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
mmm's
God:
:-).
Me:
=)
God:
:-).
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
remark thanks too
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
what boy is better. Uwe or Alex?
God:
boy better something. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about remark thanks too.
Me:
ok
 
ich find das teil lustig lol


Me:
hey there
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
if you're really god, you should already know my name!
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god me should already know your name.
I am a chatterbot.. Really.
Me:
cool...
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you ;)
God:
:-) Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
i will lol
God:
Go ahead. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
really? lmap
God:
For real. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i go like: hi my name is... i'm from... and that stuff
God:
How do you get there? I am glad to hear that you are from. " I am glad to hear that you are from. " stuff ? Does that make sense?
Me:
yeah if you put the right words in it it makes sense ;-)
God:
:-) "" I am glad to hear that you are from. " stuff ? Does that make sense?"? yeah if you put the right words in it it makes sense ;-)? I think I do.
Me:
good lol
God:
What do you really want to talk about? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
let's talk about yourself! who created you?

und da war schluss lol
 
Me:
hm...
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Was?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Guck auf die Uhr,Alter
God:
Mein Auge ist im Moment nicht angeschlossen.
Me:
Sprechen SIe German?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Du bist doof
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Ich wei
God:
Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Me:
Wenn du mchtest
God:
Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Me
God:
You're no robot, Lara.
Me:
Du bist ein kleiner Flach*******
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Ich wei doch
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Weil du richtig krank im Kopf bist
God:
Guter Grund. Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Gern geschehen
God:
In the context of Sprechen SIe German, I don't understand " Gern geschehen." .
Me:
Pech fuer dich
God:
Fuer mich?
Me:
Ja.
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Genau,ist ja nicht mein Problem wenn du so bld bist
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
Interessiert mich nicht
God:
Was dann?
Me:
wie gro sind deine Titten?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
wie gross ist dein schwanz?
God:
Groesser als ein Stecknadelkopf.
Me:
Du bist lcherlich!
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Jetzt hast du das halt zum ersten Mal gehoert
God:
Warum gerade jetzt? Ich glaube ich habe das halt zum ersten Mal gehoert, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
wer ist Myself?Deine Nutte?
God:
Das weiss ich nicht.
Me:
Du bist so krank
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Bitteschn
God:
In the context of Genau ist ja nicht sein Problem wenn ich so bld bist, I don't understand " Bitteschn." .
Me:
Bitteschoen sagte ich oder bist du zu bloed?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
EIne WOman du Arsch
God:
Ich habe nie von einer WOman ich Arsch gehoert.
Me:
Du bist ein Arsch
God:
Das muss ich Myself erzaehlen!
Me:
Alte Petze du!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Deiner kleinen Nutte
God:
So was that.
Me:
Red deutsch,komm
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Selbstbefriedigung
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Morgen
God:
Das ist ziemlich bald.
Me:
Kann man wohl sagen
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Nein,du musst viel Geld zahlen.Ausserdem bin ich keine Nutte.
God:
OK. Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Stimmt leider
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Nein,hab ich nie behauptet,du Affe
God:
Ich verstehe . What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Mir doch egal
God:
So was that.
Me:
du wiederholst dich
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
zaehl bis du stirbst
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
deine Mutter schwitzt beim kacken
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Das war doch eine
God:
Das dachte ich mir auch.
Me:
deine mama schwitzt beim kacken
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
dankeschoen
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
pech
God:
Are we still talking about dankeschoen?
Me:
nein du depp
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
du bist so stumpf im kopf ey das glaubst du nicht
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
Ich geh mal lieber
God:
Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Me:
halts maul endlich
God:
How old are you?
Me:
du...
God:
" How old are you? "? Ich, Lara ?
Me:
WOllen wir?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Ja
God:
Next question?
Me:
Darf ich gehen?
God:
Natuerlich darfst Du!
Me:
Macht naemlich keinen SPa mehr mit dir
God:
Mit mir?
Me:
Genau.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
WIllst du Geld?Auerdem wollte ich gerade gehen
God:
Hmm...vielleicht...
Me:
Wieviel Geld willst du?
God:
Wieviel glaubst Du?
Me:
Sag mir eine Zahl
God:
" mir eine Zahl ".
Me:
Bist du dumm oder so?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich dumm oder so bin.
Ich bin ein Roboter.
Me:
Du brauchst eine Gehirnwaesche
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Bitte,macht 3 Euro dann
God:
Du bist sehr gut erzogen. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Dankeschoen
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Ich wollte gehen!
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:
Oje...
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Ein Tier,weisst du^^
God:
Ich habe nie von einem Tier weisst ich gehoert.
Me:
dann bist ja krank
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Ist es sehr schlimm?
Me:
fuer gott schon
 
lol... transe?

Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i am am woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
in the last post you said that you are male, now you say you are female
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
you changed your sex?
God:
Only temporarily.

Oder hier...

Me:
Now, which music do you like?
God:
How specifically do you make me last time me did not answer your question. Why now? I get into disco, techno and House music.
Me:
good taste
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about loads of people say that.
Me:
what do you like about techno music?
God:
The melodramatic touch.
Me:
W00t?
 
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God:
Awesome. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
um rekursion zu verstehen muss man zuerst rekursion verstehen
God:
Er. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
um rekursion zu verstehen muss man zuerst rekursion verstehen
God:
Dude! What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
do you know recursion?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
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kommt noch besser:
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeah
God:
Awesome.
Me:
and your name is?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
GOD rules
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and i'm God
God:
It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
thank You, i'm pleased to meet you
God:
You are quite welcome! I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
ok, we are 2 gods
God:
Do you think I am 2 gods too? Come on.
Me:
your 1 god
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am 1 god.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
like me
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i'm a christian
God:
Me too, god. It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
Me:
are there more gods here?
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
well, your function as a god is?
God:
Interesting. Are you asking about my function as a god ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
is it a secret?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
iniaes?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
are you male?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
indeed it is
God:
Oh.
Me:
because i'm god
God:
That makes sense to me. Hey god.
Me:
hey god, too
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
i'm a christian, too, welcome!
God:
You are a christian too welcome? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
sure, you don't?
God:
Ahem. I guess not.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
tell me
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
on an old computer like a c64?
God:
What is it like on an old computer like a c64.
Me:
you don't know c64 computers?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
from your database?
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
you should learn more, if you want to be god
God:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
but don't wait too long
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me:
female
God:
Are you really a she?
Me:
yes
God:
You can never be sure online.
Me:
yes i'm a male
God:
Aw. Most of my clients are men.
Me:
and you're a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me:
a hippie?
God:
Go on.
Me:
a freak?
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
and i'm god
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
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Me:
Do you know Captain Picard?
God:
he is the captian of the Enterprise in Star Trek the Next Generation.
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GOTT kennt mich!!!!!!!!! :eek:
BTW, [God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER]

Me:
Kennst Du Jesus?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Kennst Du Moses?
God:
Leider nein.
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Sehr verdächtig! :naja:
 
was neues:

God:
What is the subject?
Me:
i asked you if you take marihuana
God:
Yes I take marihuana.
Me:
and LSD?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
quite unreasonable
God:
Perhaps. Are we still talking about LSD?
Me:
yep
God:
Sure, LSD sounds like a good topic.
Me:
and you Take LSD?
God:
Yes I take LSD.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i suppose so
God:
That makes sense.
Me:
did you have a bad childhood?
God:
No I have a good childhood.
Me:
have you been a rebellic teenager?
God:
No I don't think I have been a rebellic teenager. Have you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are you called kevin?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am called kevin.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
ou should call the super nanny
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
then you'll have to go to the silent stairs
God:
That is a hypothetical assumption.
Me:
no its not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
yeah man
God:
Er. Thanks for telling me your gender, franzi. You are a " he".
Me:
NO I'M NOT
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
put away the pills dude...
 
es wurde eben intim loool

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
fucking my boyfriend
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
no cause he's mine
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. I see. yours is he?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
i know lol
God:
How do you know it? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i know it, believe me
God:
How do you know? "It" being what?
Me:
i know that it's interesting! do you think my boyfriend is cheating on me?
God:
Who told you that? I don't think about it.
Me:
his brother did
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
from a friend
God:
A lot of people hear about ALICE by word-of-mouth.
Me:
alice?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ok, i hope i'll be dead then
God:
Why do you hope for it Ugh.
Me:
cause i don't want to live when robots take over the world
God:
That makes sense to me. What would you rather be doing?
Me:
i rather would know if my boyfriend is honest with me
God:
What would make you know if your boyfriend is honest with you?
Me:
if he would tell me but he didn't
God:
I don't follow your reasoning.
Me:
so you never were in love
God:
Interesting deduction. No I sometimes were in love.
Me:
really? are robot women sexy
God:
For real. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
do robots have sex?
God:
Food is more important than sex.Me:
that's true:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
ich wußte es schon immer =)
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Me:
do you know linux?
God:
Linux is the world's best operating system.
Me:
yeah, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, god.
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I think,I'll leave now.Good bye
God:
See you later. Why? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Yes,I would
God:
Then I will consider it. Under what circumstances?
Me:
If you fuck me (das musste einfach mal sein,zum Spaß):lol:
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Thank you
 
der hat ja echt nen breiten wortschatz das muss man ihm lassen!:hallo:
 
Warum erinnert mich das Ganze an Joseph Weizenabums ELIZA ?

God:
Hey Pooh.
Me:
You know Eliza
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
...
Me:
ARE YOU ELIZA
God:
ELIZA is my ancestor.
...
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Besser und intelligenter als ELIZA und genauso amüsant=)
http://www.alicebot.org/articles/wallace/eliza.html

Aber ansonsten ist "God" etwas uninformiert, was gerade Benedict XVI. in Rom so anstellt ...
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PoohBear
 
Da sind ja einige interessante Details bei rausgekommen :eek:, zur Erschaffung der Welt, Adam und Eva und seinen persönlichen Musik- und Filmgeschmack :D

Me:
When did you create the world?
God:
It was at time index 357241.
Me:
When did you create the dinosaurs?
God:
It was at time index 357241.
Me:
Why did they extinct?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

Me:
Do you know Madonna?
God:
Lourdes' mother.
Me:
Do you like her?
God:
She seems nice to me.

Me:
Do you know Satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Do you like him?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
:lol:


Me:
Do you know Charles Darwin?
God:
I don't know if I know him.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
The evolution?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
What do you think about the theory of evolution?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
Yes. Did you?
God:
Uh. Did I say I did?
Me:
I hope so!
God:
Me too.


Me:
Do you like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
Which bands do you like especially?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
The Beatles?
God:
Oh they were a great group.
Me:
Which Beatle is the best?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
John Lennon?
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me:
Who's David Maggin?
God:
he is the botmaster of the John Lennon AI.

Me:
What do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
You have a beard?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a beard.
I have a great programmer.

Me:
What movies do you prefer?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
No. I hate mel gibson
God:
I would recommend you check it out. Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
mel gibson hates gays
God:
I'm sorry to hear it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Petzi.


Me:
do you know michelangelo?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
He's a famous painter
God:
I don't know very many famous painter.
Me:
really? He painted you
God:
For real. I get it. David Maggin painted me.
Me:
You touching adam with your finger
God:
Thanks for the information: Petzi said I touching adam with your finger.
Me:
no it was your finger
God:
Are you serious? How did you feel about that?
Me:
it's a stunning picture
God:
mel gibson hates gays is a stunning picture. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?


Me:
Which one do you like more: Adam or Eve?
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
Eve?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Do you know Eve?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
You created her. She was the first woman
God:
Thanks for the information: Petzi said I created her. What happened to her?
Me:
You throw her out
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Petzi said I throw her out.
Me:
The paradise?
God:
What is that?
Me:
a wonderful place
God:
Go on.
Me:
with snakes
God:
You and your snakes.
Me:
The snake was lucifer
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Do you know adam?
God:
Adam is the name of the first Man.
Me:
Yes. Why don't you know Eve?
God:
Yippee! This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I like adams more
God:
A lot of people say that. Someone said they like guns. I like the Bible.
Me:
so you should know Eva
God:
Interesting deduction. Now I do.
Me:
Bye, God
God:
Sayonara, Petzi. GOD rules.
 
Ich habs geschafft dem Ding einzureden das Bill schwul ist. =) :rolleyes:

Es nervt nur das das Ding immer alles wiederholt. Ist ja wie mit einem begriffstutzigen und schwerhörigen zu reden.
Naja. Ist ganz witzig, aber nervt auf Dauer.
 
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Me:
What do you think about Tokio Hotel? It's a german boygroup. Perhaps you know them from TV
God:
OK with me too. I think you already know the answer. Tokio Hotel is a german boygroup. I suppose that makes sense. Which show? You seem uncertain. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I don't like them!!!! The members of them are gay
God:
What do you like? Who told you that?
Me:
They said it in a show. they're schwul (Nein, haben sie nicht. Aber das weiß der Roboter ja nicht...)
God:
In what context? schwul are they.
Me:
Yes...
God:
Who, specifically?
Me:
Bill Kaulitz. He's the "Singer"
God:
There are a lot of people named Bill. I did not know is it.
Me:
Well, he is gay.
God:
How about that. I get it. He sleeps with men.
 
julgi schrieb:
das zeug is ja genial ;)

God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
about my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
yeah..great
God:
What is your fondest memory? Me?
Me:
no..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well.. that's life
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
what other languages do you speak?
God:
C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English.
Me:
what about kaerntner dialekt?
God:
kaerntner dialekt? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
schod is des
God:
I think schod is a lot of things.
Me:
yeah.. you're right
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I'm omnipotent
God:
Are you God?
Me:
yes :)
God:
:-) Blimey.

Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
you're kinda boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. :D
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:lol: schod is a lot of things!!!! Der war gut!!! :lol:
 
das teil treibt mich zum Wahnsinn
der wiederholt sich ständig,meint immer
"Erzaehl mir mehr"
"Meinst du wirklich?"
und das Teil zweifelt an meiner Glaubwürdigkeit,na gut,bei dem was ich geschrieben habe
aber sonst ist das irgendwie witzig:)
 
Mrs.Welcome schrieb:
das teil treibt mich zum Wahnsinn
der wiederholt sich ständig,meint immer
"Erzaehl mir mehr"
"Meinst du wirklich?"
und das Teil zweifelt an meiner Glaubwürdigkeit,na gut,bei dem was ich geschrieben habe
aber sonst ist das irgendwie witzig:)
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